RESPONSES: Some Pick-up Lines From Phoenix (VOL 3)

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Your story sounds like mine! Lets chat and compare notes!

T****

23 (BEST EMAIL)
OMG, you sound so perfect for me. I am a long distance therapy councilor and you need my help. Where to start, first stop telling people your a Cali girl. . Second, get "redneck" tattooed across your forehead, join the service and get shipped to Iraq. Please no matter what, leave the country or at least do not ever vote.

Yes, you are right in thinking that this reply is from Paul, incredibly every email reply you have received so far has been from me....I am sorry but can you send me more nude pics of your world class tits, ass and puss as the old ones of you have gotten worn out from letting my friends use for jerking off. I just use the panties I took from your dresser. Do you get a feeling through the COSMOS as I cream in the panties or when they spurt their cum loads onto your picture?

So you have something to remember me, I have attached a picture of my horsecock and balls.

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Maybe our first date could start with a quick driveby of my
ex-girlfriends house ? Then we could egg Paul's car ?

My name is M***. I am a 28 year old registered Socialist (even
though that means they send me a Republican voter ID card). I am a
pretty laid back person, so laid back that I drive a VW Microbus. I
love to hike with my dog Rigby (Irish Wolfhound), travel around
(slowly because of the bus), visit museums, go out for drinks, and
pretty much anything else.
I really enjoy politics and history. I play the drums and I can cook.
I am a commercial electrician originally from the great blue state of
New York. I have been out here for 6 years. My family all lives in
North Carolina. I go and visit them once or twice a year.

I am just looking for someone to go on casual dates with for now. I
don't know how ready I am to jump back in the saddle of full time
commitment right now, but, I am ready to date for sure. I won't
pressure you into sex either, I probably won't pressure you into
kissing either. I guess I am shy about that kind of
stuff.................but once I feel comfortable, I can be alot more
assertive(not aggressive).

I have a myspace account if you want to read alittle more about
me,,,,,,,,,,there is a picture of my dog, none of me as of yet. I
will try and put one on though

the link is www.myspace.com/****

I hope that if I am not what you are looking for that you can find
someone to make you happy and get this whole mess behind you.

m***

25
you kidding me

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Sorry I just wanted to be honest with you so that if we never meet at
least you can use this advice. I do think I could have fun with you
though. I like all food but my favorites are thai and greek. I do
not like to define my political status because believe that good
values and actions should stand above all else. I like art and am in
school right now for design. Blah, blah, blah, I could go on and on
but what is it that you want in a guy. I know a little attraction
would have to be there so I would like to see a picture of you and
i'll return the favor if interested. I think we have some common
interests so that's a good start. If you don't like this response
thats ok and I wish you well on your search.

27
Okay honey... just taking a stab that you might not be fully over this Paul thing..... and that's okay cuz its hard to get over someone right away...
But in my 41 years, i've had quite a journey....from the woods of Michigan to the deserts of Arizona. Had great women, have had lousy women, have had appreciative women, had ungrateful women.... but the one thing that remains...if I still love women.
So I just am cleaning up a LTR of my own... and since this isn't the first one.... for either of us I would assume... we both know how to make those feelings change... and that's by falling for someone new....
Now I can't promise you you'll fall in love with me, don't even want to venture that you'll want to see me after Saturday night.... but if we get to where you want a kiss....the kiss will be the first step of Paul being a memory.
So let's start your memory loss this weekend......

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Trying to find a date for your Dog? You are one sick lady and need professional help!

29
I think someone still needs a little time to get over Paul!!!! You have way to much baggage lady!!

30
will you sack my sack in the sack ?

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SUBJECT LINE: Hit it .... and quit it !!
Hows that for a pickup line ? Yip thats what I would say !! Are you serious .... botanical gardens and the outlet mall? Im a native Arizonan ... Too much outdoor adventure to explore and have fun .... hope you find Mr Paul #2 ... sounds like you miss him ALOT !! :)

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